Choking on tulang.

Saya, sakit, gila semalam. yes, semalam. Jadi apa hal nya saya tulis dekat belog ni sedangkan saya sakit semalam? Saja, kongsi pengalaman.

Serious belum pernah lagi saa pernah tercekik tulang and last night, buat pertama kalinya tercekik tulang, pergh! sumpah sakit gila. Bayangkan, sedang saya sedap-sedap makan nasi dengan ikan terubok masin yang sangat lah crispy itu, tetiba, *choick!* terasa macam something mencucuk kat dalam tekak. serious. sakit.

I put my plate kat atas meja and went straight to the sink. sakit. serious. I cannot really explain macam mana rasa nya benda tu tapi, tercekik tulang, memang terasa macam tercekik tulang. ok, thats sounds confusing.

moving on.

Tercekik tulang terasa macam tercekik tulang. wait. I think I have said that before,. oh yes, i did. wtvr. Anyway, kang kalau saya buat perbandingan pulak, macam pelik, tapi tercekik tulang ni rasa dia ibarat macam tercekik jarum. NOT like saya pernah tercekik jarum tapi, ughh just, yeaa, tulang tu halus but not that halus sampai boleh bend but dy cam pointy and tajam so it really hurt bila saya try nak swallow my saliva. yes. sakit.

Saya berdiri kat sinki dapur and sesekali macam try nak muntahkan tulang tu, but I just cant and dont know why. Ada jugak terlintas kat dalam fikiran kot-kot kalau saya ni pernah jadi bulimia ke mesti benda ni jadi kepakaran, tapi malang nya tak, I bearly even spit my kahak ni lagi lah nak muntah, memang tak lah~ and, then, after few minutes lepas tu, like, 10 minutes maybe, I gave up and call my superhero for help, , my dad. And suprizingly, dia pun tak tau macam mana nak tolong. You see, this is something new. My dad always comes with a solution but last night? no. I dont blame him, I'm the one yang tengah sakit and benda ni kat dalam so, dia tak tau, its like explaining the period pain to him,, so, ,, ,, ,, yea.

But he did help tho.. Ok, erase that thing up there, my superhero always comes up with a solution, including, lastnight:) Dia ask me to swallow ketulan nasi, and I was like, hmm ok,, Ok, i lied, my first reaction is that, i whine 5times and refuse to do what he asked me to do. I mean, what can I do, I just,, not good at swallowing things. I even hate pills. its, menyeksakan. but anyway,, after beberapa minit, I telan aja, and nothing happen, still sakit to swallow my saliva, this is not good. And, menggunakan kepandaian dan kepakaran bapa saya, dia ambil cake untuk mothers day lepas, and cam potong kecil-kecil and ask me to swallow them one by one.. (Ma, just in case kalau mama baca ni, yes, I am the one yang habis kan cake tu. I' so sorry, but the cake was just too delicious to be ignored. hehe:) ok, I give it a shot. satu ketul turun, dia still tengok. dua turun, dia tengok, tiga turun, he continue watching the 'book of Eli' kat TV. hmm, nvm, I swallow the ketulan2 anyway. I think I swallow half of the quater cake tho, sampai terasa full gila, I swear. Then, sedih tengok anak dara dia dah buat muka bosan dok telan cake, my dad bukak fridge and potong buat apple into cube kecik-kecik, but still the size is like one big monsterious horror big big monsterious horror horror looking pills.. serious. And yes, my dad asked me to swallow the cubes, not all of them but, one by one. Oh Allah, sumpah waktu tu I dah macam, no, ummph ummph! then I look at my dad, and dia buat this whole,, 'I am you dad and I'm trying to help you' look. so yea, I took satu and I swallow it, and.. .. Allah, tercekik apple la pulak. So my dad suruh saya minum air, and I did and again, sakit gila sumpah. feels like the tulang macam bergesel-gesel kat tekak. serious sakit.

Then my dad dah takda cara lain, so dia panggil 'pakar' datang. my wonder woman, Mama. and mama pulak turun and dengan penuh confident nya tanya kat bahagian mana tulang tu tersangkut, besar ke tak, macam doktor lah pulak mama saya ni hmm.. but then, dia cakap suruh telan nasi and sambil angkat tangan. I did that three times, siap buat selawat semua and still, tak da benda jadi. I try waving my hand, I try streching, even gerak-gerak kan my body, but still, takboleh jadi apa-apa. sakit.

penat gila, akhirnya, dah sejam dah sakit macam ni, so I decided untuk seksa diri saya untuk better future. serious. Its discusting but, I actually buat macam bulimians buat, saya masukkan my finger kat dalam my mouth and actually sentuh sekeliling tekak and cari tulang tu. serious geli, but I have no other option. so, yea. and saya dapat rasa ada tulang macam agak panjang tapi tulang tu macam jauh gila kat dalam, so, yea, I force myself to masuk sedalam boleh untuk capai that tulang and fortunately, i grab that tulang using my jari hantu and jari telunjuk and viola, tulang keluar.

penyeksaan terhenti pada takat ini.

I really should be doing that an hour ago doe, kurang sikit penyeksaan kalau I dah buat tadi.

I make myself iced rose syrup, and, went to bed. And just incase if you're wondering, that tulang is, like,, 1cm and a half maybe. I dont know, saya rasa macam pendek but my mom cakap tulang tu panjang, and yea, sharp point dua-dua, that explains alot pasal kesakitan yang dihadapi. and that tulang, I kept it safe inside my diary. hmm..

moral of the story;

Jangan makan ikan yang banyak tulang kat dalam bilik TV, pasal nanti tak fokus kat tulang-tulang tu tapi fokus kat TV. and benda tu tak baik. ok.

and yea, I'm ok not, but sakit jugak, still. I think pasal tulang tu macam dah tercucuk kat tepi2 ni, and mungkin jugak lupa, so agak tak comfertable. but anyway, Im ok. :)

(p.s: for those who actually called me last night,

and I angkat but I cam moody,

Its not you, its me.

you call I waktu I tengah

tercekik tulang,

of course lah I moody. haha:DD)